forever is a long, long time when you've lost your...
when i bus at work, i walk around singing this song. people must think i’m crazy.
you done good today, cam. waffleghost: ...
While watching American Gladiator-like brawling at...
Some random guy in crowd: KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!
Ben: Really, people-listening is just as interesting as people-watching most of the time.
[one of the competitors knocks the other one off with her giant q-tip]
Some other random guy in crowd: (holding up his giant turkey leg) I SALUTE YOU WITH MY TURKEY LEG!
Ben: See what I say?!